The Teacup
FACT: Queers do not produce waste like other humans do; they only release built up fabulousness, usually in the form of showtunes, less often in the form of Tegan and Sara songs.

factsaboutqueers:

This is why so many queers wake up and immediately begin singing “Sweet Transvestite”— it’s the queer equivalent of morning piss.

 This is relevant and factual.

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

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    “Both Hands” is also often heard.
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    I SING TEGAN AND SARA SONGS ALL THE TIME, AND I WAS WONDERING WHY I DON’T GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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    It’s true, folks.
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